tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post6750272733869361679..comments2023-09-15T14:42:33.209+02:00Comments on Inglés Instrumental II: MORE ON SHRINKS AND PSYCHOANALYSISMaría Jordanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13332905292316296695noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-53073577224963755482010-06-27T17:56:48.212+02:002010-06-27T17:56:48.212+02:00Hello,
Here is a funny contribution about this top...Hello,<br />Here is a funny contribution about this topic:<br /><br />A bartender reaches psychiatrist :<br />- Doctor, yesterday , in the evening , a customer came into the bar. He asked for a brandy to drink and then ate the cup , except the foot. Do you think that was crazy ?<br />- Absolutely ! Leg is the most tasty .<br /><br /><br /> The psychiatrist told me I am crazy.I said I need a second opinion.He said I am also ugly.<br /><br /><br />In a shrink`s consultation:<br />-Congratulations Mr. John! The treatment worked! You are making progresses!<br />-This is what you call progresses? Six months ago I was Napoleon and now I am nobody!<br /><br /><br />To a shrink:<br />-Doctor, I came to you for my wife.She has a fixed idea that someone wants to steel her dresses.<br />-Are you sure, sir?<br />-Absolutely! She has contracted a guy for this job.I have found him in the wardrobe.<br /><br />Hugs<br />Valentina IonescuAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-2025600431327875262010-06-12T13:48:38.556+02:002010-06-12T13:48:38.556+02:00Oops, taking a look around although it is late in ...Oops, taking a look around although it is late in the course, exams are over, tha kind of stuff you could talk to a shrink about...<br />Lucia, the cartoons are great, he he, i really liked the hotline one. The picture of Father Christmas on the couch made me think of how very self-centred therapy is. I realise that's the essence of it, but I also think that our weakness in the XXI century is our utter inability to reach out and feel with the rest of the world. So there's a thought, everything breathes, not just ourselves and it is a glorious thing to share. Cheers everyone!<br />IreneIrene Espósitonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-24478090161388116602010-04-19T12:59:31.809+02:002010-04-19T12:59:31.809+02:00I'm glad you liked it, Inma. Remember you all ...I'm glad you liked it, Inma. Remember you all that any links or info you may have about our topics are always welcome!L. Borreguerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12427893812907623411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-4967426723864963932010-04-19T12:56:29.553+02:002010-04-19T12:56:29.553+02:00Paloma is right, that's why they say our brain...Paloma is right, that's why they say our brain a the greates stranger of health.<br />Patricia! I loved the joke!! A good laugh is the best medicine.<br />Warenka,<br />Thanks for your own experience, this may help others a lot.L. Borreguerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12427893812907623411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-8285629599719149502010-03-29T22:58:41.659+02:002010-03-29T22:58:41.659+02:00Personally, I believe that a good therapy can chan...Personally, I believe that a good therapy can change your life for good. The problem is to find a really good shrink, because not all of them are ethical. <br /><br />Some time ago, I was having a rough time trying to figure out certains things and going to therapy helped me get my ideas straight. Another thing is that a shrink does not heal you, but shows you the way to deal with certain things. <br /><br />So hurray!! for Freud, Fromm and all the great shrinks throughout the History!!!Warenka Mora Apontenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-75054191444255048442010-03-29T17:32:13.481+02:002010-03-29T17:32:13.481+02:00Hahaha, that's a good one. Reading about psych...Hahaha, that's a good one. Reading about psychoanalysis, I remembered this video:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmGxh1FhtxE<br /><br />I used to have a good laugh whenever I watched it on tv, even though I didn't understand much of what's in it.<br /><br />Lucía, many thanks for the links; they're so very interesting!! I enjoyed them all, specially The Country Shrink and the Shrink Rap. I couldn't stop reading: they're gripping!<br /><br />And what can I say about the finger puppets? Hilarious! I liked the TICKLE ME FREUD better, though... haha.Inma Moralesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-55408033092391385032010-03-27T14:02:11.456+01:002010-03-27T14:02:11.456+01:00I have a joke. Hope you like it.
Two elderly coup...I have a joke. Hope you like it.<br /><br />Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"<br /><br />"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association..."<br /><br />"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"<br /><br />Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but he couldn't remember. Then he smiled and asked, "What do you call a red flower with the long stem and thorns?"<br /><br />"You mean a rose?"<br /><br />"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic we went to?"<br /><br />:-DPatricia Condenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-65342013026396379542010-03-22T19:37:08.606+01:002010-03-22T19:37:08.606+01:00Well this is not my favourite topic as sincerely I...Well this is not my favourite topic as sincerely I don´t like doctors at all and I don´t believe much in medicine.I know it sounds strange but I think that unless you have something such as a broken leg which has an easy treatment, medicine can do a little on you.I have a friend´s friend who is a very intelligent woman, has two degrees and speaks perfectly two foreign languages and who from time to time enters in a deep depression that doesn´t let her to do anything, not even to get up and have a shower. After a ton of pills she suddenly begins to feel better and one day she wakes up and is ok. We the human beings are chemistry: so if we lack of some ingredient, we get ill. The difficult stuff is for doctors to discover what´s exactly wrong on us. Our brain is very complex and I have read some years ago that we only use a 10% and it´s the great unknown.Paloma Blanconoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284323556376345700.post-65692851632436093742010-03-22T12:16:10.130+01:002010-03-22T12:16:10.130+01:00??
Not even the jokes????<br />Not even the jokes??L. Borreguerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12427893812907623411noreply@blogger.com